Friday, September 24, 2010

If the magical world as depicted in Harry Potter was real...

I'd be in Ravenclaw. (Well. Would've been, I'd've graduated almost 4 years ago.)

My patronus would be an ocelot.

I'd be a chaser on the Quidditch team.

My best subjects would be Charms and Transfiguration.

My worst would probably be Potions.

My wand would be 11 inches long, supple, made of vinewood, with a dragon heartstring core.

My dress robes would be a deep sapphire blue.

My profession would be teaching Charms at Hogwarts.


I know it isn't real, but the kid in me still thinks about it wistfully sometimes.

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14 comments:

  1. CubeSeptember 24, 2010 at 8:47 AM

    Just reading through the books again.

    I'd be in Ravenclaw or Slytherin. 3 years ago.

    My patronus would be a penguin :3.

    I'd be a chaser on the Quidditch team too.

    My best subjects would be Charms and Dark Arts or battle spells or whatever. They don't actually seem to have a lesson for them but they all know how to kick each other's asses. Hexes and stuff.

    My worst would be Potions.

    My wand would be 13 inches long, supple, made of oak, with a Phoenix tailfeather core.

    My dress robes would be sapphire blue/emerald green depending upon house.

    My profession would be WIZARD FUCK YEAR

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  2. BenSeptember 24, 2010 at 9:21 AM

    I'd definitely be a Ravenclaw.
    I would bone the crap out of Hermione.
    My Patronus would be a Killer Whale.

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  3. lancerevilSeptember 24, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    Interesting!

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  4. riffmasterSeptember 24, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    ravenclaw,
    owl or other bird of prey,
    beater

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  5. Jakeman-JensenSeptember 24, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    If I had went to Hogwarts, I would've killed Ron. Freaking Ginger kids.......xD

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  6. The Geeks ParadiseSeptember 24, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    I'd be in the Room of Requirement with Ginny. I love me a ginger.

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  7. SVSeptember 24, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    ravenclaw always seemed like the more obscure, cool house. knowing me i'd probably be lame and end up in hufflepuff. :(

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  8. RossSeptember 24, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    wow guys. gryffindor master race all the way. enjoy your house with no real upside

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  9. FreakazoidSeptember 24, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    Id be slytherin because they are badass! yeaaaah

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  10. BobSeptember 24, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    Oh man, if only...

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  11. Harvey JnrSeptember 24, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    My patronus would be an red panda. awww

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    All I know is that, Hogwarts or not, I'd still probably waste too much of my time online looking at bizarre japanese porn.

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  13. DJ MustacheSeptember 24, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    I was in a harry potter elective in middle school. It was kinda fun...but i got sorted into hufflepuff. Not cool...but we did win the House cup lol

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  14. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2010 at 9:05 PM

    an ocelot...?
    a...revolver ocelot?
    ;3

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